My Halloween pic

I seem to have done this - http://instagram.com/p/gPznERF8zt/ - on instagram

Shot on a farm near Birmingham with my Nokia 808 pure view then #awesomized on my jail broken iPod touch and finally published on Instagram.

I seem to have done this - http://instagram.com/p/ZgdR09l86o/ - on instagram

I give you my #awesomized heart.

I seem to have done this - http://instagr.am/p/W1RS1hF84z/ - on instagram

#awesomized fifi

I seem to have done this - http://instagr.am/p/W1Piwfl84G/ - on instagram

#awesomized

I seem to have done this - http://instagr.am/p/V4bHeYl83a/ - on instagram

Brekky.

I seem to have done this - http://instagr.am/p/SkZ_Ztl81c/ - on instagram

What no shower?

I seem to have done this - http://instagr.am/p/Si0c22F8-A/ - on instagram

Not my photo, but I liked it.

I seem to have done this - http://instagr.am/p/Q1xZYNF82w/ - on instagram

Rainy night in new Hythe.

I seem to have done this - http://instagr.am/p/Q0Rst5F88_/ - on instagram

RSG at Kirkham Abbey

RSG at Kirkham Abbey.jpg
Originally uploaded by Bashed

I took a slight diversion on the way home from Whitby to see this magnificent beast again. What a great location to stumble across.

How to celebrate your national day.

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Completely ignore it/Pretend it's not happening, like Tesco.

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Put the cross of St George on your Renault, that'll show those Frenchies.

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Find an old, crumpled national flag and display 2/3rds of it.

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Drink reduced price foreign lager.

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Return an Italian toaster to Argos, get your money back, spend it on foreign Lager

Find a cheap, foreign made, seriously creased national flag, [make sure it says 'ENGLAND' in large letters because how else would you know which flag it was?], put it in your shop window and with supreme irony make sure the advertisement for your ironing service can clearly be seen over it.

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I don't have a picture for this one but it's my favourite - get in your car to come home, take the roof off to take in the glorious sunshine, [oh yes] turn the radio on just as Ralph Mctell comes on singing England.

If you don't know this song, check it out using the links below, oh and please send me an MP3 version of it if you find one.

Live version - http://5z8.info/banned-in-the-US_e5r1m_launchexe


Studio Version with pictures - http://5z8.info/cockfights_z7l4s_--INITIATE-CREDIT-CARD-XFER--